The Lone Asshole

The lone Asshole is a Lone Wanderer wannabe that, as his name implies, is a complete asshole. He spends his live doing such things such as lying Moira Brown while investigating for the Survival Wasteland guide, causing many Wastelanders, thinking that the book was a reliable source of information, to die in the wastes due to hugging Deathclaws, trying to domesticate Mole Rats and trying to take Lucas Simm's hat.

His father is a famous transvestite stripper going by the name Jennymes. He attempted to restart Project Ghoulification, trying to turn the whole Capital Shitfield into ghouls by pissing in the water because his gender surgery had the effect of making his urine highly irradiated.